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Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.

Other “zombie” related incidents

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.

5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.

5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.

5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.

5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.

5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.

5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.

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Go for it!

1. Are looks important in a relationship? No, personality is more important.
2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes, they can be, if you work at them. It's a two-way street.
3. Are you a virgin? Nope.
4. Are you in a relationship? Single.
5. Are you in love? It's complicated.
6. Are you single this year? Currently...who knows if it'll change.
7. Can you commit to one person? I've done it before, and I can do it again.
8. Describe your crush....I don't have a crush at the moment.
9. Describe your perfect mate....Kind, Caring, Understanding, Good sense of humor, and...I don't know.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in attraction or infatuation at first sight, but you can't know a person just by looking at them. That can get you into a big mess. I've done that once, and I refuse to date anybody until I know them.
11. Do you ever want to get married? In the future, yeah.
12. Do you forgive betrayal? Probably not...I'd never completely trust them again, and not being able to trust in a relationship just ruins everything.
13. Do you get jealous easily? Sometimes.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Not currently.
15. Do you have any piercings? Just my ears.
16. Do you have any tattoos? I have 5. A heart, a butterfly, a rose, a treble clef, and a bass clef.
17. Do you like kissing in public? I don't mind it. It's exciting.
20. Do you shower every day? Well yeah, why wouldn't I?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Unless they tell me, I'd never know.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Maybe not in the way you're thinking of.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I've done it before, and I hate cheaters. I wouldn't ever cheat.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Who knows..Maybe.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? I can satisfy myself, but if it happens, it happens. I don't need to be in a relationship all the time.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes, sir.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yeah, they have.
28. Have you ever been cheated on? A couple times.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Nope.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? If I ever got breast cancer, I'd get implants. Other than that, no. I'm fine with the way my body is.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? I've cried over a guy a few times.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yeah, it honestly sucks ass.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Well....yes.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? I only like penises....so no.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes, I have.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yeah, it sucks... -__-
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yep. Been there.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Oh yeah. A couple times.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yeah, it hurt really bad.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Yep, yep. I have.
41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yes.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Iiii...don't know. I've never thought about that.
43. How long was your longest relationship? Almost a year.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Uhhh...4.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? 4.
46. How many times did you have sex last year? Iiii have no idea. Way too many times to count.
47. How old are you? 19.
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I would encourage them to do what makes them happy...if I don't make them happy, I don't want to hold them back.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Their smile.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Probably.
51. Is there is a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yeah...there is.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? I gave up on one of my exes because they cheated on me, and I couldn't trust them. It just wasn't the same. I gave up on another, because he was abusive. Not physically, but emotionally. He put me down all the time, and was very controlling. Anything he asked me to do, if I didn't stop and do it right then, he'd yell. If I cried, he told me I was weak, and that I needed to "man up" and quit being a pussy. I didn't want to have sex, and he held me down and yelled at me...didn't rape me, of course. But he got angry. I changed the locks on my doors, and texted him on my way to work after he left and broke up with him.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? No.
54. Is there someone you will never forget? Of course.
55. Share a relationship story. Ok, so, I'll talk about my first kiss. My first...real, true love. This was my longest relationship. This was on September 11, 2009, at roughly 9: 30pm. He was leaving my house to go home, so I could get ready for bed. I had school in the morning. I was a Junior in high school. We went outside, and it was dark, and he wrapped his arms around me and we just looked at the stars. He was telling me all these different facts about them, like how every minute or so, if you kept looking at the sky, you'd see a shooting star. That kind of stuff. He grabbed my hand, and I walked him to his car....and he kissed me. It was the sweetest thing ever, and I'll never ever forget it.
56. State 8 facts about your body... Uhhh my eyes are blue, my natural hair color is blonde, and I am five foot and a half! and the half counts. I'm not fat, but I'm not skinny. I have tattoos? Ahhh I don't know what to say...I have small hands, I'm double jointed, andd I have curly hair!
57. Things you want to say to an ex...to go fuck himself.
58. What are five ways to win your heart? Be yourself; don't pretend to be someone you're not. Have confidence. Be understanding, caring, and kind. Have a good sense of humor. Listen, and don't judge me. Don't be serious all the time. Don't be rude (aka...be a smartass as times that's not necessary). Don't have a cocky attitude.
59. What do you look like? I'm short, I have curly hair (that's currently a dark brown/red), I have blue eyes...anddd yeah. I don't feel like posting a picture.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? That...I've dated? Just a few months honestly.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Their eyes and their smile.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Handcuffs.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”? It's a way of expressing your love with somebody else, and it's a beautiful thing...but it's not the only way to express that. And it can have bad consequences...take precautions, and don't do it with anybody you haven't been dating very long or someone you're not dating. Only do it if you know that's someone you truly care about in that way.
64. What is your definition of cheating? Uhhmmm kissing someone else, having sex with someone else, cuddling with someone else, "sexting" with someone else, etc.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Nah, I like excitement.
66. What is your favourite roleplay? Master/Slave.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? I like surprises.
68. What is your sexual orientation? I'm straight.
69. What turns you off? Bad breath, smelly...down there, laziness, and calling me a bitch and stuff in bed.
70. What turns you on? Handcuffs, knives (I know it's strange...), kissing, being close, biting, scratching, etc.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I've had a few, so I don't know for sure.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? I...don't talk much in bed. I just moaann...? And stuff. Iii have no idea.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Breakfast in bed! And make me coffee. And take me out somewhere, like to a movie or something.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? For them to be sweet and funny.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Came over and picked me up on Valentine's Day, in his car with a giaanntt stuffed bear, took me out for chinese, and then to the movies. And then we went to Pet Land and played with the dogs and stuff, then went to the park...and went back to his house and just cuddled on his bed and talked. It was amazing.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Welll...I take care of the elderly all day. I'm a CNA, so that could be considered sweet, right?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Age is just a number.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? Well, it wouldn't be a secret if I told you, right? : p
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? I was jealous when I was cheated on. I was ready to beat some ass.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? To my mom just about an hour ago.
81. Who are five people you find attractive? Hell, I don't know. There's quite a few of those.
82. Who is the last person you hugged? My mom.
83. Who was your first kiss with? Billy. I was 16.
84. Why did your last relationship fail? Because he was an over-controlling asshole.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Oh hell no. That's dangerous.

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these are cute ! I forgot what they’re called :(

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